This is the home page, which means this is my home.
The home you're standing in now is something between a grand foyer and a circus tent, it's one fat honking big room. This room is very comfortable, you're in love with it actually. I am speaking very close into your ear now. What's in this very nice and hospitable room? Well I have a lovely phone, a telephone, you can use it. Please do not read my text messages. I also have a bookshelf but I had no books so I made some up. You can read them.
No there is no bathroom.