Welcome to the ba- Oh! It's you. How did you get in here?
About page? This web site has never had an "about" page...
Ah. Haha. Hm. Someone has fucked with my signs. That's going in the book.
As for you, this is technically not a crime. Be happy!
You may take a peek into the , but you must be back quickly--a peek is also technically not a crime.